This Blog Is Fake

Everybody lies on the internet. I happen to be honest about it.

Feb 24

Weekly report

  • My boss: Do you have your weekly report completed yet?
  • Me: It's in the final stages of completion.
  • Boss: What does that mean?
  • Me: It means that I spent most of my morning sitting in the bathroom reading the newspaper and the rest of my morning trying to decide where I'll go to lunch.
  • Boss: ...
  • Me: I picked Panera.

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